The Secret Service as you well know are the best prepared organization in America. In the event that Senator Obama is elected President, they have ordered a fleet of vehicles based on his specifications.
2009 Cadillac Escalade $63,900
6.2 Liter V8 included
Heavy Duty Automatic Transmission included
Level 7 Armor $79,425
Suspension lowered 4" and all shocks replaced with gas adjustable $9,865
27" Hoopty Alloy Wheels $12,100
12- 8" LCD Televisions mounted throughout interior $2,400
Dvd Player with Xbox 360 and Playstation III $1,950
Constant Motion Satellite Television Reception $41,000
Tintinnabulation Inducing 3,000,000 watt sound systemw/enhanced bass $16,000
1 pair Fuzzy dice for windshield mounted mirror $1.95
cost per unit $226,641.95
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