Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Obama's Secret Service Protection Vehicle

The Secret Service as you well know are the best prepared organization in America. In the event that Senator Obama is elected President, they have ordered a fleet of vehicles based on his specifications.
2009 Cadillac Escalade $63,900
6.2 Liter V8 included
Heavy Duty Automatic Transmission included
Level 7 Armor $79,425
Suspension lowered 4" and all shocks replaced with gas adjustable $9,865
27" Hoopty Alloy Wheels $12,100
12- 8" LCD Televisions mounted throughout interior $2,400
Dvd Player with Xbox 360 and Playstation III $1,950
Constant Motion Satellite Television Reception $41,000
Tintinnabulation Inducing 3,000,000 watt sound systemw/enhanced bass $16,000
1 pair Fuzzy dice for windshield mounted mirror $1.95
cost per unit $226,641.95

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