Wednesday, October 1, 2008

This Ain't No Obama Shoeshine Joke

Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the Best patients to operate on.

The first surgeon, from New York , says, 'I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.

'The second , from Chicago , responds, 'Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded.

'The third surgeon, from Dallas , says, 'No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order

'The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: 'You know, I like construction workers... Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.

'But the fifth surgeon, from Washington , DC shut them all up when he observed: 'You're all wrong. Liberals are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart , no balls, no brains and no spine , and the head and the ass are interchangeable.


Anonymous said...

You are a racist, uneducated piece of shit.

Anonymous said...

Everyone hates you because you are ugly.

Zen said...

Well thank you. Now that we've heard from the children, let me ask the adults out there. What in this joke is racist?

Anonymous said...

I think they are referring back to your racist picture of shoeshining.

This joke is just a partisan dig at liberals, and made me chuckle.

Zen said...

I know what they meant. I was questioning if they knew what they meant.