Mccain and a Obama were sitting in the Barbershop. They were both just getting finished with their shaves, when the barbers reached for some after-shave to slap on their faces. Obama shouted, 'Hey, don't put that stuff on me! My wife will think I've been in a whorehouse!' McCain turned to his barber and said, 'Go ahead and put it on me. My wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like.'