Diagram Of a Liberal Brain

I finally found a diagram of a liberal brain. I now understand why they think the way they do.

Obama Thinks there are 58 States

This is not a parody. It is not an altered video. How can you hope to be president of the U.S.A. when you don't even know how many states there are? My six year old son knows all the states and truth be told, I think he's just as qualified as Barry to be the president.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpGH02DtIws

Couple Pix for you

Obama and Hackett

Obama gets nominated, yippee. I cannot wait to see what happens if he is elected. A democrat controlled White House, Senate, and Congress. Who will they blame when things go from bad (as it is now) to dramatically worse?? Raising taxes on the people that drive the economy? Yep, that will be sure to help. Radically increasing spending on top of a vastly bloated budget? Yep, that will really put our country in good shape. Having the government in charge of our health care? Outstanding. Radical tax increases on corporate profits? Not a chance that will increase consumers costs. Having palavers with terrorists and terror sponsoring nations in hopes they'll start to like us? No doubt that'll end well. What a complete load of shit!!!!


Chris Hackett listed his campaign points in the local papers today. Suspiciously absent was number 11. I saw the rough draft. Number 11. read "I promise to stop being a mud slinging douche bag."

More Corbett and the Hillary for Pres. Show

The Times Leader has officially declared that there is a fork sticking out of Hillary Clinton. Whether this is good or bad news depends entirely upon your perspective. If she really is done, I think old Mac is doing cartwheels. In my not so humble opinion, she was the stronger of the two Dem. choices. How that could be so, is the question. There isn't a nickel's worth of difference between Hillary and Barry regarding their relative positions on socialized medicine, the war on terror, the war in Iraq, the tax the living shit out of anybody with a modicum of success. entitlement programs, etc. So why do I feel she was the stronger candidate? Simply put, I think there is a none too small segment of democrat voters that aren't quite as enlightened as the typical limousine liberal. Look right here at NEPA. Those religious, gun toting nuts that live here, overwhelmingly voted for her. Look at those same cling to their guns, religious zealots that have been calling The Hillary for President show. They claim they will either abstain or vote for McCain. Holy shit, I just came up with Corbett's new pitch Abstain or McCain!!!!!!!!

Do these people sound like they'll vote for Obama? I think not. Is this phenomena isolated in Pa? Definitely not! I think Obama will have a very difficult time getting the support he needs to win. I think if McCain was 10 years younger, Obama wouldn't have a shot in hell.

Corbett's Hillary for President show and an old prediction I made

Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Facing Reality
It looks like big Mac is going to win the nomination. While he obviously is not my first choice, it looks again like we must choose between the lesser of two evils. The harsh reality is that many "democrats" will not find it in themselves to vote for Obama or Clinton. If you can't figure out what I mean, please exit now. Sen. Mac gives them an easy out, after all, he is, at best, a moderate, and at worst a leftie. It gives their conscience an excuse to vote for him. Is this good for conservatives? Obviously not, but it does beat the alternative. Let's face facts, G.W.B. has, more than ever in history, galvanized people's positions. Unfortunately, he has brought the leftists together in a way that would make Gore forget about the pseudoscience of global warming. The fallout of this will be catastrophic to the upper middle class. (of which, yours truly belongs) People in my demographic have no voice. We aren't a minority or a majority. We are marginalized by the douches that be in power, we are taxed at a usury rate. The mafia has nothing on the Infernal Revenue Service!!!
Posted by Zen at 8:37 PM

As you can see, I predicted exactly what would happen. call after call from his lsiteners and even the king douche lapper himself have made it clear that they are for anybody but Obama. I must be psychic!!!!!!!

New drug on market, the Obama version to follow!!

No clue who made this but I like it!!

a few pix, enjoy

Obomber and his latest foot in mouth problem

I poke some fun at politicos and their various mistakes but this one takes the farkin cake. Rule number one if you are a politician; never talk about guns. Obama's record shows him to be a rabid gun control advocate. Many people were unaware of this, so what does donkey ears do, brings it right to the fore front. You can google his record and if I'm lying, I'll not only kiss your ass, I'll give you three days to draw a crowd to watch. This grab the guns from the law abiding piece of shit got caught in his own real opinion. The fact is, if you're anti second amendment like this farktard and want to win office, you have to keep that shit to yourself. People like me, the disenfranchised, bitter, religious, gun owners don't take kindly to you liberal crack pots. I am not a redneck, backwards, misanthrope. I am a successful, educated guy. I have a PhD from U.H.K. If any of you don't know the school, ask and I'll tell. So listen up you piece of shit limousine liberal, you only offended about half of America. Rule number two for people running for national office; Don't mention religion when yours is at the fookin least, very suspect. Your church, on their own website claims an unwavering support for Africa and your pastor curses America's very existence. Are you completely retarded????????

I found this to be funny and sadly true.

My fellow Americans:
As your future President I want to thank my supporters, for your mindless support of me, despite my complete lack of any legislative achievement, my pastor's relations with Louis Farrakhan and Libyan dictator Moamar Quadafi, or my blatantly leftist voting record while I present myself as some sort of bi-partisan agent of change.
I also like how my supporters claim my youthful drug use and criminal behavior somehow qualifies me for the Presidency after 8 years of claiming Bush's youthful drinking disqualifies him. Your hypocrisy is a beacon of hope shining over a sea of political posing.
I would also like to thank the Kennedy's for coming out in support of me. There's a lot of glamour behind the Kennedy name, even though JFK started the Vietnam War, his brother Robert illegally wiretapped Martin Luther King, Jr. and Teddy killed a female employee with whom he was having an extra marital affair and who was pregnant with his child. And I'm not going anywhere near the cousins, both literally and figuratively. And I'd like to thank Oprah Winfrey for her support. Her love of meaningless empty platitudes will be the force that propels me to the White House.
Americans should vote for me, not because of my lack of experience or achievement, but because I make people feel good. Voting for me causes some white folk to feel relieved of their imagined, racist guilt. I say things that sound meaningful, but don't really mean anything because Americans are tired of things having meaning. If things have meaning, then that means you have to think about them.
Americans are tired of thinking. It's time to shut down the brain, and open up the heart. So when you go to vote in the primaries, remember don't think, just do. And do it for me.

Thank You. Barack Hussein Obama, Jr.

Thoughts

There is so much going on that I really don't know where to start. The ticket scandal with Greg Scrapheap and Guesto seems as good as any. Who hasn't figured out that Luzerne county is a pay to play zone? Greg gives that company a few million county dollars and only asks for some tickets to games in return. That company got the deal of a lifetime!!

Chris Hackett, whom I know and like, pledges not to pursue earmarks. Chris, that would be great. The only problem I see is the several hundred other members of congress that would laugh and say great, more for my district. It is a very short sighted notion and certainly not well thought out. While I'm on the subject of Mr. Hackett, I wish his campaign pukes would stop with the mud already.

The story of Pride hiring illegal aliens comes to light after only 12 or 13 years. I heard Kevin "pinko" Lynn talking about it today. If I am not mistaken, it was 2 or 3 illegals that had false identification. When INS investigated, Pride cooperated fully. Boy, what a scandalous tale. Kevin, do you really think Mr. Meuser actually interviews and hires every person that works at Pride? If so, you're a farktard. Any company that size has a full blown HR department that does that. The HR crew made an honest mistake. The company took responsibility for the mistake. Where is the scandal? If this is the best mud Madeira and crew can come up with for Hackett, they should be canned.

As I've stated many times, I know both of the candidates well. I like and respect both. Never mind the reality that Meuser is the stronger candidate to unseat Carney, I just don't like the way Hackett's hatchet men are running his campaign. I have had enough of that style politician. Chris, you have to take responsiblity for them and they cost you my support. I am behind Meuser 100%. Not that that means diddly squat to you, but there it is. Really, Hackett's Hatchets made the decision far easier than it otherwise would've been.

Obama and Billary are both promising over 200 billion in new spending. I am very curious how they intend to pay for it. I sincerely hope it's just the same tired, old democrat campaign promises that were never meant to be kept. Otherwise, this country is screwed with a capital S.

The latest speech from uber leftie Obomba

Barrack Hussein Obama gave a speech at one of his rallies last night. The gist of the speech was that his first acts as President will be. Essentially he said he would repeal the tax cuts. In his words, We will take the tax cuts back from the wealthy and give it to Americans that deserve it most, the poor. hello douche, the poor don't pay income tax, how in the holy hell can you give them a tax cut?
Then he promises to provide universal healthcare. No mention of how he is going to pay for it. A very safe bet would be that middle and upper middle class taxpayers may notice a change in their take home pay. I doubt anybody that pays for it will think it was a good change.

He talked about the usual litany of socialist ideals. Mostly the old "it isn't fair that you don't make as much as the C.E.O. of your company. It's not your fault you dropped out of high school and push a broom and the C.E.O. has numerous degrees and works two to three times as many hours as you. You deserve the same pay! How farking patently ridiculous. It is obvious this tool has never worked in the private sector. Life isn't fair and the world needs ditch diggers too, get over it. How in the world do people actually fall for this line of shit?