Saturday, November 1, 2008

Obama is an Asshole, Best Joke on the Internet

A guy was traveling through Mexico on vacation when, low and behold,he lost his wallet and all identification. Cutting his trip short,he attempted to make his way home, but was stopped by a MexicanCustoms Agent at the Tijuana border."May I see your identification, por favor, seƱor?" asked the agent."I'm sorry, but I lost my wallet," replied the guy."Si, amigo, I hear that every day. No ID, no crossing the border,"said the agent."But I can prove that I'm an American!" he exclaimed. "I have apicture of Bill Clinton tattooed on one butt cheek and a picture ofHillary Clinton tattooed on the other.""This I must see," replied the agent. With that, the Americandropped his pants and bent over in front of the agent."Jesus, Mary, and Joseph, you're right!" exclaimed the agent. "Have a safe trip back to Chicago, Senor.""Thanks!" he said. "But why do you think I'm from Chicago ?"The agent replied, "I recognized Barack Obama in the middle!

102 comments:

IHateObamaLikeYouHatedBush said...

man...aint that the truth....B. Hussein Obama is indeed a super big asshole...

Zen said...

lol, good comment. thx

Anonymous said...

that dummy in the white house is such an asshole just like the donkeys and the gorilas, knows nothing and is trying to destroy America, of course what do you expect from an african from Kenya, who lies and is the offspring of a whore who had sex with every animal according to his/it pennis; so the white trash and the gorila made the dummy in the white house who knows nothing, and he is a lawyer and went to harvard because he is black not because he is got brains. Now he wants to pocket every single penny and make America a welfare nation ready for communism.stir

Anonymous said...

Fucking Obama. God dammit to hell for all these idiots that elected this jackhole.

Fuck me.

Anonymous said...

awsome joke lmao

Anonymous said...

Great joke!! I googled Obama is an asshole and this came up...glad it did!

Thomas said...

Google the Anti-Christ and see what you get.

Zen said...

this joke continues to draw a few hundred views per week......lol

last I checked, it is in top 5 of google search for obama asshole. how fitting!!

ObamaSucks said...

I just randomly Googled "Obama is an asshole" because he IS a HUGE ASSHOLE!!! (I HATE his nasty-asshole wife, too!!!) I found your site and got a real chuckle out of your joke! :)

Thanks!

Anonymous said...

Well...some things to keep in mind. Obama is not stupid and knows a lot more than you all think. He is extremely educated and knows exactly what he is doing. He is a progressive and is doing what he said he would during his campaign - just a lot faster than we had all thought.

Obama is not a Christian and not an honest man. He says one thing and does another, but that is what progressives do. His mission is "change" and that starts with destroying God and our constitution.

The way to fight this is by standing up for the truth and reinstating our constitution. Fighting back my lies and racism is beneath us Americans and quite frankly counter productive.

Having said that...I do like the asshole joke!

Anonymous said...

I call his wife Michelle HOBama. She is one fugly bitch. I wouldn't fuck her if she was the last snatch on the planet. Did anyone tell that whore Halloween is over, take off the mask you freak.

Anonymous said...

yes he is an ASSHOLE, as well as the losers who ted for him...what an a-hole

Anonymous said...

yeh and he sucks french dick too, fucking asshole

Anonymous said...

You guys are all right he is a super big ASSHOLE-but it took a lot of assholes voting for him to put him there. All these progressive liberals will stare open eyed when the money runs out and they either have to quit school and get a job or starve. Besides Obama throws like a girl-I bet he has never done a hard days work in his life.

Anonymous said...

thanks for the joke. i've passed it on to others. came upon it like many others ... googled ... Obama is an asshole.

Ron said...

2010 - Vote Republican
2022 - Vote Republican

Obama cannot help himself. He was trained to perform (like a dog) as you have seen him. He is a mindless puppet of the democrat party (or worse, the Maoists, Marxists, Nazis and Socialists)/

Use your eyes, ears and brain.

Obama is leading this nation down a path of destruction.... on many fronts.

Do you speak Chinese or Korean??? You had better learn.

Warm Regards
Ronald J Breen

PS - Stand up for your personal and individual rights to defend your and your neighbors' personal rights. David Scott (D) of GA stated that the town hall meetings are getting "out of hand" ---- what this means is that the message that the Honorable (sic) Congressman was communicating was indeed morally, ethically and materially relevant. When in fact, the congressman's message was singularly biased to his own personal bias, i.e. the democratic party line --- this is not good for anyone over the age of 55 --- 60 mat the outside ---

All manner of euthenasia are embroidered in the current 'health' care plan. The dowside is that the less healthy must be willing to die in order to preserve the 'more; healthy.

Government beauracracy has NEVER been able to effectively ration limited resources ---- do you want your LAST breath to be called by some indolent federal employee??

Obama is an abject liar. NONE of his campaign promises have been honored. Now he says that no-one will be hurt by the national health care "THING" --- LOL LOL can you believe that he actually wants us to literally place our lives in his hands AFTER all of his other FAILURES ??

This is totally laughable -- totally laughable.

Anonymous said...

I just checked the web address "www.obamaisanasshole.com" doesn't exist. Howcome? You would think this would be the most sought after search on the net by now. Must be that there's a better more powerful word to boost just plain old asshole to something of a much higher caliber. Aaaaaaaaaaaaasshole!!!! obamaisanaaaaaaaaaaaaasshole.com Lets give it a try.

Anonymous said...

Do you know what the word
C H A N G E stood for?
Can't have a nigger get elected!

Peter/Boca Raton said...

If Obama were white he'd be known as the biggest asshole president ever - especially by all the black people who he has exploited to get elected since he really has nothing in common with them. He has never had to live as the typical black working class person does. So, if you voted for Obama because he is black, YOU'RE THE RACIST!

Anonymous said...

I randomly googled A--hole Obama also. I didn't really expect to find all the company. I'm going to send the A-----e President q case of toilet paper. I'll just put a note or card inside that will say something like "To the Biggest A--hole in the World; figured you could never get enough.

Maybe we could flood 1600 Pensylvania Avenue with TP.

Anonymous said...

hey he really is an asshole trying to turn this country into a socailist state,and palosi is even worse she needs to go to jail for the shit she is trying to pull.both of them are going to run our country broke and then it will open season on the u.s.for any country to take us over.they only care about their own bullshit agendas and not what the people of the country want i thought this was a government of the people but they don't listen to that instead they wanna keep thier pockets fat with our tax money while the rest of the country goes to shit.someone please impeach this asshole

Anonymous said...

Obama is a Muslim and a communist. Anyone who thinks different is an idiot.

Anonymous said...

Zen, you must really be proud to have such intelligent and articulate fans. Uh, that was sarcasm, in case you did not recognize it.

Anonymous said...

THE IDIOT THAT WAS ELECTED PRESIDENT NEVER ACTUALLY SHOWED HIS BIRTH CERTIFICATE. BUT ANYONE WHO WANTS TO GET A "CLASS A" COMMERCIAL DRIVERS LICENSE WITH A HAZMAT ENDORSEMENT HAS TO PROVIDE HIS BIRTH CERTIFICATE AND SEVERAL OTHER FORMS OF IDENTIFICATION AS WELL AS GET FINGERPRINTED AND SUBMIT TO A BACKGROUND CHECK BY THE FBI,STATE POLICE AND HOMELAND SECURITY ETC.AND THEN BE SUBJECT TO RANDOM DRUG TESTS. MAYBE ITS ABOUT TIME FOR OBAMA AND ALL THE OTHER POLITICIANS IN THIS COUNTRY TO BE REQUIRED TO PASS THE SAME SCREENING PROCESS OR MAYBE JUST REQUIRE THEM TO OBTAIN A COMMERCIAL DRIVERS LICENSE

Anonymous said...

It looks like Truck Drivers are more Qualified to Run the Country then the Fools that are Running it into the ground now

TEAMSTER said...

Damm Right,Truck Drivers Could Run This Country Better. Everything You Have Was Delivered By a Truck Driver. From the Chair your Fat Ass is Sitting in to the Computer your Using Right Now Was Delivered by a Truck Driver

Anonymous said...

I am so happy I stumbled upon this site!! I too typed in "obama is an asshole." I am glad to see you all agree.. Oh by the way there are bumper stickers out there that say "Voted for Obama? Thanks, Asshole" LMAO

Anonymous said...

Obama is the King of Assholes, especially the assholes that voted for this douchebag

Zen said...

I can't believe this joke is still collecting all these hits!!

The real Indian said...

Great joke!

I am in India, and I can't believe how all you educated chaps in USA were conned into electing Oh-bummer.

This joke is great and I hope you guys remember it in the next election instead of electing the joke again.

Joe said...

I have tertiary syphilis.

Anonymous said...

asshole doesn't begin to sum up him. and that thing that he drug into the once classy whitehouse... put her back in the trailer park...i mean crack house.

Anonymous said...

Obama will run our once great nation straight to hell. He is beyond anything this country has ever seen and needs to be hung for treason. You stupid uninformed lemmings that voted for this pile of shit need to be hanging on the rack right next to him.

Anonymous said...

This comment chain is great!! I googled "Obama is an asshole" and found this chain! Wonderfully hilarious! I discovered that I am not the only person who believes that Obama is the US destroyer! I can't believe we are not working to impeach him - I'd pay for whores to have Bill Clinton back!!!! Obama is absolutely terrible!!!

Mr. Ed said...

I Googled "Obama asshole" and look what I found. :) I just have one question for those who voted for the charismatic cult of personality, aka the wrong black guy: How's that Obama working out for ya'? Ha ha ha ha! "Yes we can!" Yes you did! Thanks f*ckers!

Anonymous said...

ALL OF ARIZONA HATES THAT MUSLIM CUNT OBAMA

Anonymous said...

I, too, typed Asshole Obama in the search box, and got this web site. So funny and quite appropriate!

Anonymous said...

WOW I AM TRULEY EMBARESSED TO SAY I VOTED FOR THIS DUED. I'M NATIVE AMERICAN AND I HAVE MUCH PRIDE. BUT I HONESTLY ADMIT I FUCKED UP WHEN THIS DUED GOT MY VOTE. CAN WE GET A REWIND BUTTON? SHIT WHATS HE DOING FOR MY PEOPLE? HELL WHATS HE DOING FOR ANY OF US REALLY. HIS WIFE LOOKS LIKE A MONKEY. AND I'M SURE THIER PET DOG DOSENT LEAVE ITS KENNEL ANIMAL CURLETY. PASS A LAW ABOUT THAT OFUCKUPA.

Anonymous said...

i hate him. hes about the lies and destruction of our usa who ever heard of a hawian african

Anonymous said...

Obama is just like his moo-slim brothers--a pig-faced sack of dog shit

Anonymous said...

Guess all you forgot who put us in this hole . Your buddy "W" He will go down as the worst president in history . Be proud you voted for him .

Anonymous said...

Obama, Osama shit head needs to be beheaded

Anonymous said...

Guess all you forgot who put us in this hole . Your buddy "W" He will go down as the worst president in history . Be proud you voted for him .
Now who ever said that is about as stupid as Obama and makes it clear why the asshole Obama is now in my/your White House.
You must be about 13 with the education of a dog at dog training school to believe that "W" statement.
I'm old enough to know what has happend over the last 50 years.
Every time we put the Democommunists in we loose jobs, communist Unions gain power, taxes go up etc.
They do so damned much damage that even the twelve years of Regain/Bush bearly were getting us back out of the hole when in comes pussy breath Clinton.
When he wasn't getting or giving a blow job he was selling our technology to the Lippo group so N. Korea and the likes now have a guidance system for their shitty delivery platforms for their dirty little bombs.
Now we made some gains with Bush Jr. but he wasn't great but better than any communist/democrat and then you fucking idiots elected George Soro's puppet. Obmanation!
Oh yes the Socical Security and us old folk are draining the country???
Right!
The Social Security had a very large pile of money that the fucking Democrats just couldn't stand so in 1965/66 Mr. shit head Lyndon Baynes Johnson and his liberal/communist congres moved Social Security to the General fund so they could rape it.
Boys and girls. Those of us who have been paying into the Fucking Socaial Security all our lives are not where the money has gone. We are only getting some of the money we paid in for years back.
The rest is going to fucking stupid dope sucking skumbags on Well Fare.
Yup stole our money and are stealing yours to pay for another fatherless kid so the stupid bitch can collect a little more money to buy crack with.
Fuck Democrats. And fuck all of you Socalist fuckers.
Lets get this cival war on!
Stop all food supplies to the stores so you fuckers can kill each other over the last can of tomato soup in the store.
I'm well supplied and way way far from the city. It is suggested if all power went away that within 90 to 120 daysover 75% of you big city communist idiots will be dead.
THE SOONER THE BETTER!
Here is what was in a San Francisco paper just a few days ago.

Quote: Shame on you hunters for killing innocant animals for food.
Why don't you just go to the store and buy it where it was made in the first place....
Now that's why Obama the Traitor is in the White House.

By the way.
When some of you make it out of the city to here to steal you will eventually wind up on my table, "in a round about way."
The wild hogs will get rid of your shitty remains and I'll eat the fucking hog.
Sweet dreams assholes!

Anonymous said...

I hope all you white people who voted for this piece of shit in the White House are happy now that he is destroying the country!! Unfortunately, we African Americans, are not an objective race of people!! Just think back to the OJ Simpson trial! I am embarassed as a minority to have this half black probably muslim jerk as president!

nohirodhere said...

This JERK has been groomed for years by our adversaries to bring down America and he's getting away with it! Open your eyes and look deeply into his course of action and who his friends are.Observe with clear eyes and intellect what he and his "people" are doing to this Nationl.

His Treasonous actions are obvious.

Wen said...

He is an embarrASSment to our country and our for-fathers, I cant stand his ugly lying asshole mug

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Anonymous said...

"Every" politician is an asshole, a criminal, and a liar. Vote out every damn one of them, before you lose your pension and medicare. Hurry!

Poems said...

"o"hole?...bama,hole?..i think "o"hole is best,...wipe your "o"hole....I wonder if we could just wipe the white house?

Anonymous said...

Obama licks my Catholic Republican rectum. The worthless piece of shit isn't an American, he was born in Kenya and is therefore illegally the President. He's also a Muslim and a Communist, both useless. Fuck the asswipe for using taxpayer funds for abortions! I knew more about economics at age 2 than this useless motherfucker will learn in 10000 years, ditto for every other Democrat pollutant idiot. Fuck every illegal Spick, union moron, welfare junkie and queer who voted for the shit-for-brains joke of a lawyer.

Anonymous said...

I too Googled: "Is Obama an asshole?" and this site was first. I'm really at a loss to explained the current condition of our country.

Anonymous said...

Obama is a fucking communist, nothing more than a liberal prick trying to redistribute the money from people who earn and deserve it to lazy, stupid public aid parasites. The news media continue to prop up the fucking democrats. The problem with socialism is that at some point no one is willing to keep working to support everyone who won't. Fuck Obama he's a welfare motherfucker

Anonymous said...

This filthy primate is sytematically destroying America with his presonal jihas. Weaken monetarily yes the chimp has, weaken militarily again the monkey has and weaken from within the chimp will commit genocide of the white race thru ethnic immigration. This minkey will bankrupt America so that we can all live like boys in da hood aimless and dependent upon a hand out.

Anonymous said...

People need to rise up before we lose our freedom. We are already losing our religious rights with this healthcare law. As a proud catholic, I will never pay for another persons abortion. I'd like to see Obama try to make me. I will go out swinging.

Be sure to vote for the right party this time around.

Julie said...

He has killed this country by land sea and air please campaign against him he is just not close to having intelligence to run a business never mind a country Russia has our space program we cannot drill for oil example he stopped transcanada pie line and stopped all entrepreneur working For USA Canada uk know he is a Placebo and working for

Anonymous said...

o bla-blah is a fitting name for this treasonous liar.

Anonymous said...

Fuck Barrack Insane Obama and the whore he rode in on

Anonymous said...

If this was Egypt he was trying to run they would have this black asshole hanging from a fig tree. In a way you can't blame him as much as the ASSHOLES that voted the ASSHOLE into the blackhouse. FUCK all you ASSHOLES that voted for him

Gilber Walker said...

Like it or not, we are going to get 4 more years of this Asshole. To many blacks who will vote for him just because he black. (He is half white half black, so they are voting for a white guy too). Let us not forget the illegal immigrant who brought their child here and their child was given amnesty by Executive Order because the child had no choice but to follow their parents. There are to many people involved in some kind of entitlement/social give away programs that believe Obama is the candidate they need to re-elect. Which is exactly the reasons he wants people dependent on the government. Europe is one big septic tank and the U.S. is heading down the sewer line to greet them.

white tiger said...

Give our dogs a break. "A putrid, anusfaced sack of pig shit" is far more accurate. Of all the detestable things one would hope never to encounter is the Ofecesbag supporter who still believes the Disease in Semihuman Form infesting the White House is
"doing a good job." Thus from the genre which cannot differentiate between penicillin and HIV.

Anonymous said...

I know! Obama is SUCH an ass. And where the hell was he when our ambassador was murdered in Libya? Was he on some golf course? Or did he help the assholes plan the attack? Obama should ROT IN HELL!

Anonymous said...

WTF? The two parts TOTALLY contradicted each other. You sounded like an f-ing liberal, and then you sounded smart. WTF?

Anonymous said...

That's pretty dang funny.

Anonymous said...

I figured he was part of the Muslim brotherhood. Or pals with Osama bin Laden. Well, he is Bill Ayers's wingman. Asshole Obama! I swear I'll murder that DAMN MUSLIM!!!!!

Anonymous said...

You're speaking the TRUTH!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU IDIOT! OBAMA IS AN ASSHOLE AND YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE AS WELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Sadly, there was too much dirty play. :( Then you got Michelle HObama offering free lunch to whoever will vote for Barack, Dems 'filling out' ballots for absentees, their votes were stolen, etc...

Anonymous said...

I won't be. I voted for McCain in '08 and Romney in '12. Me and my family despise most Dems.

Anonymous said...

This is a rant site, you asshole! Not a debate site, so kiss my Republican ass!

Anonymous said...

KISS MY ASS, BUSH WAS BAD AT THE END BUT YOU THINK THIS FUCKER WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER!? KISS MY REPUBLICAN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!L

Anonymous said...

HOW DID THIS FUCKING ASSFACE PIECE IF SHIT GET IN AGAIN?????????!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE HIM, HE IS TRYING TO PRINT TRILLION DOLLAR COINS!!!!!!! TAKE AN ECONOMICS COURSE! ASSHOLE! WHAT THE FUCK WILL 17 OBAMA COINS DO?????!!!!! FUCK YOU! OBAMA!!! ROT IN HELL WITH YOUR MUSLIM ASSHOLE TERRORIST FRIENDS AND RUN AMERICA INTO A PIT! FUCK!

Anonymous said...

It currently holds the bronze medal. Should hold the gold, in my opinion...

Anonymous said...

I have not found obamaisanasshole.com but I have found obamaisanass.com. You should check it out.

Anonymous said...

YEAH YOU THINK FUCKING OBAMA WOULD BEEN BETTER??!! FUCK YOU IF YOU THINK SO!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

It is SOOOOOOOOO dang funny!!

Anonymous said...

I KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!! PEOPLE LIKE THIS MOTHER FUCKER THINK OBAMA IS COOL BUT ARE WELFARE WHORES!!!!! AT LEAST I AM NOT SO FUCKING STUPID THAT I VOTED FOR THE PIECE OF SHIT ASSFACE!!! HOWEVER, THIS MOTHER FUCKING WELFARE WHORE DID VOTE FOR THE SON OF A BITCH MUSLIM!!!!!!!!! FUCK ALL THE WELFARE WHORES THAT VOTED FOR OSAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

What about Osama? Or Orama if you are a drunk reporter. Or mabye his real name, Frank Marshall. That fucking Kenyan mother fucker.

Anonymous said...

WTF??!! Obama coins?! Take an economics course, asshole. WTF???????!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

You're speaking the truth. This assface piece of shit should be murdered.

Anonymous said...

Mother fucking piece of shit!!! I googled 'Obama should be killed' and clicked something called www.theonion.com. Obama had some piece of shit blog. This mother fucker has no damn class.He said that he would pack a gun on election night to kill himself if he lost. However, we know the gun was really to kill Mitt if Mitt Romney won. ASSFACE!! He said that he would kill himself if he lost to Romney, and then proceeded to call poor Romney a "gutless c***s***er pig fuck." WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!????? OBAMA IS THE ASSFACE!!!!!!!!!!! THIS MOTHER FUCKING KENYAN HAS NO CLASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WEEEEEEEEE MISSSSSSSSSSSS YOUUUUUUUUUU ROMNEYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE KNOW THAT YOU REALLY WON THE ELECTION! PLEASE SAVE THE PEOPLE WHO VOTED FOR YOU!! PLEASE HELP THE REPUBLICANS IN AMERICA AND DRIVE THE KENYAN ASSFACE OUT OF KENYA!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

It's not good that you voted for him, but at least you recognize that you messed up. Now you know not to make tha mistake again.

Anonymous said...

Make sure the TP has his face on it.

Anonymous said...

KENYAN MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!! HOW THE GODDAMN FUCK DID THIS JACKHOLE GET IN AGAIN?????!!!!!!! WE WILL SOON BE IN DOUBLE CONSTITUTIONAL CRISIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS MOTHER FUCKER IS CONCEIVED FROM SOME IDIOT WHO FAILED TO KEEP HER LEGS CROSSED!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE IS A GODDAMN MARXIST!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE ASSHOLE IS TRYING TO GO AROUND CONGRESS!!!!!!!! HE WANTS TO MINT OBAMA COINS!!!! HE WANTS TO BAN GUNS SO THAT NOBODY CAN SHOOT HIM!!!!!!!!!! GODDAMN KENYAN MOTHER FUCKING ASSHOLE ASSFACE PIECE TERRORIST SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Why couldn't the idiot keep her legs crossed? If she had kept her legs crossed, America might still be happy.

Anonymous said...

this asshole thinks he isa king.moneys no object to this muslem prick.2 trips to hawaii in airforce1=40hrs@ $181,000 per hr=7,240,000 of taxpayer money..

Anonymous said...

Why did the fucker have to be born? Worse, why did America elect him?

Anonymous said...

He's exploiting children to push his gun-free America agenda. He deserves armed guards. His kids deserve armed guards. But innocent people should be forbidden from protecting themselves. In fucking Opposite World. The REAL reason he wants to ban guns is so that no one can shoot him when he tries to become dictator. But you know, screw that. In fucking Opposite World.

dtaerial said...

You are going to regret calling Obama an ass hole. Just wait until you get constipated then you will find out just how important your ass hole is. Obama is less than an ass hole. I believe that his mother had sex with a cammel and is nothing but cammel escrament that through some sort of fate started breathing and became some type of life form.

Anonymous said...

Asshole doesn't cover it. Here is every kind of Democrat: asshole, assface, assclown, asscrap, ass-shit, asshead, asscloud, and ass. Obama is all of these.

Anonymous said...

I found a joke, but it's not quite as good as the asshole joke.
A teacher asked her class,"What are some things you need at home?"
"A computer," one student replied.
Another replied "Cleaning supplies."
One kid said "Nope. I don't need anything."
"You don't need anything?" she said.
He replied "Nope. When Barack Obama was reelected, my dad said,'That's the last fucking thing we need.' "

Anonymous said...

A major sighn that we are in the end times: Our president is an asshole!

Anonymous said...

Michelle is the biggest Narcissist after her husband. She ruined the ending to my Oscars show. They are like a Regime getting into what is no their business. They are not celebrities and I did not want to see her but Jack Nicholson announce the winning movie. People this is just the beginning of their control empire. We have to boycott them.

Anonymous said...

Googled Obama is an asshole like a lot of other people who feel the same way. The only thing worse are the blind pussies that elected him.

Anonymous said...

Looks like a lot of people Googling Obama asshole

Anonymous said...

I JOINED THE CLAN BECAUSE OF THIS ASSHOLE

Anonymous said...

this ahole and his wife has cost this country enough.all they do is spend spend spend!.What has that Monkey of a wife done for this Country.I can't stand him or his wife.I'm with Ted Nugent!

Anonymous said...

She is to busy grabbing, at our expense, everything she can, while she can (she only has until 2016). No matter what her skin color is, she is a true "NIGGER". That word was created exactly for someone like her, and really has nothing to do with her skin color. In her eyes, the world owes her everything.







Anonymous said...

That's 'lo and behold' not 'low and behold.'

Anonymous said...

I am really enjoying the nightly news again. Old people with cancer losing their insurance and dying. Liar Obama, "you can keep your plan" Spending limits going up, dollar value going down. Millions on food stamps, the economy going to shit. People starving all because you fools elected that scum lawyer Obama. This president will be the most hated man in American history within a couple more years and all you liberal fools sucked up his lies. I have gold, food and weapons and I am ready to watch all you dumb fucks starve and fight over scraps and die. Welcome to the third world america, oops or should I say northern mexico! Vote in another democrat please. I cant wait for the end. Those of us prepared with inherit this continent and start over.

electriclarry said...

Assbama Insane Obastard, the EVIL ONE, the MUSLIM LYING, TYRANT AND PUNK-ASS-BITCH, should be ARRESTED, TRIED, CONVICTED and EXECUTED....PERIOD. No friggin doubt about it. He is a CRIMINAL. PERIOD. ElectricLarry

Anonymous said...

The only problem is that the word asshole is a compliment to this worthless subhuman.