Fellow Business Executives:
As the CFO of this business that employs 140 people, I have resigned myself to the fact that Barrack Obama will be our next President, and that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way.
To compensate for these increases, I figure that the Clients will have to see an increase in our fees to them of about 8% but since we cannot increase our fees right now due to the dismal state of our economy, we will have to lay off six of our employees instead. This has really been eating at me for a while, as we believe we are family here and I didn't know how to choose who will have to go.
So, this is what I did. I strolled thru our parking lot and found 8 Obama bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided these folks will be the first to be laid off. I can't think of a more fair way to approach this problem. These folks wanted change; I gave it to them.
If you have a better idea, let me know.
2 comments:
Perfect.
And for any of the whiners out there saying it's not fair, well, actually, it is fair.
Those with the Obama stickers supported everything Obama is doing and since his actions are causing the layoffs, they should be the fist to "experience" the change they wanted.
They might like getting the fist. If you know what I mean. It aint no secret that the fanooks supported obango
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