Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Best Obama Joke on the Internet

Guy goes into a bar, there's a robot bartender. The robot says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Martini." The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man, "What's your IQ?" The guy says,"168". The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and medical technology.

The guy leaves, but he is curious, so he goes back into the bar. The robot bartender says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Martini". Again, the robot makes a great martini, gives it to the man and says, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "100." The robot then starts to talk about Nascar, Budweiser and John Deere tractors.

The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time. He goes back into the bar. The robot says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Martini", and the robot brings him another great martini. The robot then says, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "Uh, about 50." The robot leans in real close and says, "So, you people still happy you voted for Obama?"

16 comments:

Jane said...

That is the most racist and disgusting thing I've ever read. If you want people to take you and your political ideas seriously, you may want to stop with the bashing and talk about solutions instead.

Zen said...

how in the fark is this joke racist? Jane, you are a jackass. There isn't one single racial overtone in the joke. Go drink some more Koolaid.

Anonymous said...

Zen you are a first class idiot.
1. the joke isn't even funny to start with. 2. Yeah most people are still really happy when you think of who the other canidate was , who the republicans picked to run as leader of our country, some asshat who claims experience is the most important thing and then goes and picks an air headed anchorwoman who ended up being a flaky quitter and the idiot McCain acting like an incompetent boob and suspending his farking campaign just before the election what a Joke.. thats not leadership thats panic... holy crap that's what the republican party wanted us to vote for.. THATS THE JOKE. when i think of what could have happened if those two were in office it makes me sick.

Anonymous said...

This is a very funny joke! Take it on the light side...

Anonymous said...

"You people". Leve that out and you're fine, racism-wise. Did you really not know that?

Anonymous said...

"you people" meaning people with an IQ of 50? Read joke again and pay attention you people. And yes, I am racist but only against human race. The world would be better off without 'em.

bloodyrich said...

sorry folks, the more eductaed voted for obama.. and they call obama elitist.. yet say his supporters are stupid.. i love how someone with an IQ wants to talk sports!!!

Anonymous said...

My co-worker showed me this joke yesterday -- he thought it was hysterical. Naturally he hates Obama. The joke makes no sense at all and the humor turns out to be ironic. A robot, built and programmed by humans, can make a good martini and has logic that equates IQ of 50 (moderate MR) with voting for Obama. Okay.. 1) who programmed the robot? Roger Ailes? 2)Do moderate MR people order and sip martinis in bars? 3) "you people" are Obama voters? Are they the educated liberal elite, or the ACORN-created black underclass? The pieces don't fit at all. A quick Google search on "joke robot obama martini" shows this joke appearing on several hunting group sites. Guess humor is very subjective.

Anonymous said...

FYI to 1st Anonymous: this joke was posted on the Democratic Underground 6 years ago, only referenced Bush instead of Obama.
So talk to people with your own worldview if you want to complain about jokes that aren't funny.

Anonymous said...

The joke is funny among far-left liberals, too. People who had some hope for Obama and voted for him but are extremely disappointed with him. Certainly don't regret voting for him, but it's humorous to call oneself an idiot for electing that jackass.

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Anonymous said...

Actually have one better... A black guy, a muslim, an illegal alien, and a communist walk into a bar.. The bartender asks, "What can I get you Mr. President?"

Anonymous said...

Now That was funny!

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