Friday, January 2, 2009

Leasing versus Purchasing

Perhaps the best explanation of how leasing makes more sense than purchasing that I have ever seen.

The math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows:

After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million. Assuming he got sex every night during their 5 year relationship it ended up costing him $26,849 each time.
This is Heather.

Leasing On the other hand, New York Governor Elliot Spitzer's favorite call girl Kristen ( Ashley Dupre ), who is an absolute stunner. Only charges $4,000.00 an hour...for anything!
This is Kristen.

Had Paul McCartney "employed" Kristen for 5 years, he would have paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years (a $41.7 million savings). Value-added benefits are: a 22 year old hot babe, no begging, no coaxing, never a headache, plays all requests, no bitching and complaining or 'honey-do' lists. Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back when asked. All at 1/7th the cost, and no legal fees.

Sometimes leasing makes much more sense.


Anonymous said...

Typical Republican...they know the price of everything and the value of nothing.

Zen said...

anon 8:01, you are a typical liberal democrat douche clot with absolutely no sense of humor. grow one, you'll enjoy life more.

NEPAConservative said...

Zen you sexist bastard : )

As always your mastery of the word douche has left me with a bad taste in my mouth....BLAH !!!

Zen said...

Thanks Nepa, I try!!!!!!