Thursday, December 18, 2008

In Honor of Arlen Specter Being Villified for Telling Jokes

People in this country need to lighten up and grow a sense of humor. Did anybody hear Corbett rant and rave about this? I could literally hear him foaming at the mouth through the radio. So, for good old Corbett and everybody else that lacks a sense of humor, these jokes are for you.

Why are there only two pall bearers at an Italian funeral?
There's only two handles on a garbage can.

What do you get when you cross a Puerto Rican and a Polish person?
A graffiti artist that does his work on chain link fences.

Why do Mexicans drive low-riders?
It makes it easier to pick the veggies.

How do we know that Adam was white?
Did you ever try to take a rib from a black man?

What's the hardest part of eating vegetables?
The wheel chair.

What do black folks use for porch monkeys?
Statues of little Italians.

How did the first Italian get to America?
He swam. the rest walked on the dead fish.

Four older Jewish ladies were having lunch at an expensive inn.
The waitress asked them if anything was alright.

What do you get when you cross an Apache and an Irishman?
A drunk that can't hold their liquor.

How does a white person start an ethnic joke?
By looking over their shoulders.

If a redneck couple get divorced, are they still brother and sister?

For the record, between my wife and me, we have Polish, Italian, and Indian covered so spare me the ration of shit some of you may give.

If I have failed to offend everybody, please add your own in the comments.


prsent said...

Yeah, you forgot about the Arabs. Not that I have anything against those good people in Iraq and Iran and Saudi. I sincerely hope they all get wicker baskets full of snakes for Christmas.

You also forgot about the atheists: those who don't believe in God but blame him for everything that goes wrong.

Zen said...

Why do arabs call the camel the ship of the desert?

Because camels are filled with their semen

what do you get when you cross an atheist with a dyslexic?

someone who doesn't believe in dog

try the veal, I'll be here all week