A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into downtownChicago . Nothing is moving north or south.
Suddenly a man knocks on his window.The driver rolls down his window and asks, "Whathappened, what's the hold Up?"
"Terrorists have kidnapped Barack Obama, HillaryClinton, Oprah Winfrey, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, RosieO'Donnell, Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton. They areasking for a $10 Million ransom.. Otherwise, they are goingto douse them with gasoline and set them on fire.
We are going from car to car, taking up a collection."
The driver asks, "On average, how much is everyone giving?"
"About a gallon."
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Tuesday, June 30, 2009
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