The Bear Facts
The Pope took a couple of days off to visit the mountains of Alaska for some sightseeing. He was cruising along the campground in the Pope-mobile when there was a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods. A helpless Democrat, wearing sandals, shorts, a 'Save the Whales' hat, and a 'To Hell with Bush' T-shirt, was screaming while struggling frantically, thrashing around trying to free himself from the grasp of a 10-foot grizzly bear. As the Pope watched horrified, a group of Republican loggers came racing up. One quickly fired a .44 magnum into the bear's chest. The other two reached up and pulled the bleeding, semi-conscious Democrat from the bear's grasp. Then, using long clubs, the three loggers finished off the bear and two of them threw it into the bed of their truck while the third tenderly placed the injured Democrat in the back seat. As they prepared to leave, the Pope summoned them to come over. "I give you my blessing for your brave actions!" he told them. "I heard about the bitter hatred between Republican loggers and Democratic environmental activists, but now I've seen with my own eyes that this is not true." As the Pope drove off, one of the loggers asked his buddies, "Who was that guy?" "It was the Pope," another replied. "He's in direct contact with Heaven and has access to all wisdom." "Well," the logger said, "he may have access to all wisdom, but he sure doesn't know anything about bear hunting! Is the bait holding up, or do we need to go back to Massachusetts and get another one?"
Showing posts with label Bear Hunting with Republicans and Democrats. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bear Hunting with Republicans and Democrats. Show all posts
Thursday, October 2, 2008
Wednesday, September 17, 2008
House Approves Offshore Drilling
http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D9386V6OF&show_article=1&catnum=0
There's only one tiny catch. They will only allow drilling where there is no oil. I haven't found an updated link to see how Kanjorski and Carney voted but will post it asap.
The House is in Democrat control and this is what they do to help their constituents??? Vote them all out!!!!!!!!!!!
Update: Kanjorski and Carney both voted for it!!! They need to go home and stay there. Vote them out!!!
http://www.congress.org/congressorg/issues/votes/?votenum=596&chamber=H&congress=1102&state=pa
There's only one tiny catch. They will only allow drilling where there is no oil. I haven't found an updated link to see how Kanjorski and Carney voted but will post it asap.
The House is in Democrat control and this is what they do to help their constituents??? Vote them all out!!!!!!!!!!!
Update: Kanjorski and Carney both voted for it!!! They need to go home and stay there. Vote them out!!!
http://www.congress.org/congressorg/issues/votes/?votenum=596&chamber=H&congress=1102&state=pa
Thursday, July 17, 2008
A little joke for you
The Pope took a couple of days off to visit the mountains of Alaska for some sightseeing. He was cruising along the campground in the Pope-mobile when there was a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods. A helpless Democrat, wearing sandals, shorts, a 'Save the Whales' hat, and a 'To Hell with Bush' T-shirt, was screaming while struggling frantically, thrashing around trying to free himself from the grasp of a 10-foot grizzly bear. As the Pope watched horrified, a group of Republican loggers came racing up. One quickly fired a .44 magnum into the bear's chest. The other two reached up and pulled the bleeding, semi-conscious Democrat from the bear's grasp. Then, using long clubs, the three loggers finished off the bear and two of them threw it into the bed of their truck while the third tenderly placed the injured Democrat in the back seat. As they prepared to leave, the Pope summoned them to come over. "I give you my blessing for your brave actions!" he told them. "I heard about the bitter hatred between Republican loggers and Democratic environmental activists, but now I've seen with my own eyes that this is not true." As the Pope drove off, one of the loggers asked his buddies, "Who was that guy?" "It was the Pope," another replied. "He's in direct contact with Heaven and has access to all wisdom." "Well," the logger said, "he may have access to all wisdom, but he sure doesn't know anything about bear hunting! Is the bait holding up, or do we need to go back to Massachusetts and get another one?"
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