Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Obama's Honeymoon Jokes

I don't know, nor do I care, if these jokes are attributed correctly. I just like them.

You know Obama's honeymoon is over when the late night talk showcomedians start taking their turns with nasty but hilarious jokes .....have a laugh!!

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree .. andthink 25 to life would be appropriate. --Jay Leno

America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloweenmask. --Jay Leno

Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal? A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay forit. --Conan O'Brien

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon? A: A fund raiser. --Jay Leno
Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and apenitentiary? A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats tosociety. The other is for housing prisoners. --David Letterman

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved? A: America! --Jimmy Fallon

Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo? A: Bo has papers. --Jimmy Kimmel

Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for Clunkers"program? A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road. --David Letterman

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