This Ain't No Obama Shoeshine Joke

Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the Best patients to operate on.

The first surgeon, from New York , says, 'I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.

'The second , from Chicago , responds, 'Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded.

'The third surgeon, from Dallas , says, 'No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order

'The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: 'You know, I like construction workers... Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.

'But the fifth surgeon, from Washington , DC shut them all up when he observed: 'You're all wrong. Liberals are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart , no balls, no brains and no spine , and the head and the ass are interchangeable.

Dogs are smarter than liberals!!!

Have you ever heard that a dog "knows" when an earthquake is about to hit? Have you ever heard that a dog can "sense" when a tornado is stirring up, even 20 miles away? Do you remember hearing that before the December tsunami struck Southeast Asia, dogs started running frantically away from the seashore, at breakneck speed?
Do you know that dogs can detect cancer and other serious illnesses and danger of fire? Somehow they always know when they can 'go for a ride' before you even ask and how do those dogs and cats get home from hundreds of miles away? I'm a firm believer that animals - and especially dogs - have keen insights into the Truth. And you can't tell me that dogs can't sense a potentially terrible disaster well in advance.
Simply said, a dog just KNOWS when something isn't right .. . when impending doom is upon us . . they'll always try to warn us.... !!

Who's really gouging us on gas?

I keep hearing the same tired lament from the liberal elite. Big oil companies are gouging us on fuel. If you don't already know it, those big bad companies make an 8% profit on a gallon of gas. While it depends somewhat on which state you live in, the government is collecting about 40 cents per gallon. For those of you bad at math, let's use $4.00 as the average cost to us for said gallon of gas. The government is making 10%. The big bad company is making 32 cents per gallon. I ask you, who is gouging us????

See folks, this is what is called a soft tax. Guess who this tax hits the hardest. It sure isn't the middle and upper classes. It is the very same poor people that the liberal elite claim they are out to protect. The gas tax is just one of many such soft taxes. Think beer, wine, liquor, cigarettes, cigars, electricity, phone service, etc. I have a message for those liberal scumbag liars. It is polite to kiss somebody first before you screw them. Why the less fortunate can't see or understand how badly they are being fooked by the very politicians they support is beyond me. Is it the constant class warfare baiting the left spews????

I am away this week but I must rant

Occasionally in this life, we all get to the point when we need to take a little time for ourselves. That time for me is this week. I made a commitment to take a few friends golfing at my club that would otherwise never have a chance to play there. By doing so, I passed up my chance to have lunch with John McCain. I would dearly have loved to be at that lunch, but in this world, all you have is your word. I gave my word and kept it as I have done for all of my adult life. Perhaps if the lefties learned what it means to be a man of your word, regardless of sacrifice, the world would be a lot better place.

We have become a nation of people with their hand out. We know longer remember J.F.K.'s words. We now, as a whole, ask what our country can do for us. I say that the tyranny of me first will destroy our nation. I say that the governmental institution of forcing our manufacturers offshore weakens us. I say that the bullshit term of "Free Trade" kills us. You see that we offer free trade to other nations and they dump(if you don't know what dump means, please stop wasting our atmosphere by breathing) their goods here. Those same countries do not allow our products to be fairly marketed.

We were once the big dog on the planet producing and shipping goods worldwide. That is what made us a superpower. I say those days are gone and going even farther. Please tell me any major purchase you want to make that is 100% American made. Did you guess Chevy, Ford, Dodge? You would be wrong. America is just about the largest consumer on the planet. What happened to the customer is always right?? Why are we letting these countries dictate our country's internal policy?? We, as a nation, should be negotiating from a position of strength. Instead, we allow third-world shit holes to become our overlords. The big question is WHY?????????????

Barry, John, please tell me why. Tell me like I'm a third grader so I understand. Tell all of us why you are letting this happen. Kanjo, you piece of dog puke, why? Carney, you ultimate lap dog, why? Obama, you not sure what you are, why?

Amazing Archaeological Discovery

Archaeologists have recently discovered the remains of the first liberal socialist. If you look closely, you can see that current liberals (like Kevin Lynn and Steve Corbett) and early liberals are virtually identical. Notice the head's position lodged firmly in the ass. Why there have been no evolutionary changes remains unclear. Scientists speculate that this head in ass posture ensures that the liberal truly comes to believe that his shit doesn't stink. I will keep you updated as new information becomes available.

A cross post from Ace of Spades HQ

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Diagram Of a Liberal Brain

I finally found a diagram of a liberal brain. I now understand why they think the way they do.

Corbett is not a liberal

In the words of the younger generation; omg, lol, is he fn kdn me? What a crock. The topics between yesterday and today were open carry laws and the smoking ban. What did this non-liberal advocate???? Ban them both. Nobody should carry a gun and nobody should smoke. Well, in a perfect world, nobody should smoke. As for carrying a firearm, out in the open, I personally don't, but it is legal. As for smoking, I personally do smoke, and it was legal. Corbett, the non-liberal, wants both banned. Do we still have any choices left in America? Do whackers like Corbett decide our choices? Should anybody but you decide your choices??????

Corbett said that he is for banning things that are harmful. My question is, where do you draw the line? The difference between a liberal and conservative (in their truest definitions) is really just that conservatives believe in personal responsibility and liberals believe that the government should decide what is best for you. I am am over 21 (by a lot) and think that whatever risky habits I may have are my business. I think that my future is in my hands and will be what I make of it. I think that as an adult, I am responsible for the choices I make. Maybe the liberals are right. Maybe they should make all of our choices for us. I pray that they are wrong.

Steve Corbett and other idiots

While driving home today, I heard Corbutt talking about a Philly cop getting killed in the line of duty. His whole rant was that Chinese assault rifles be banned. He never addressed Russian, U.S. Belgian, or any other rifles that I heard. First and foremost somebody should tell the king douchewaterswiller that there has never been a weapon that killed anybody of its own accord. Somebody pulled the trigger! Second, in the grand scheme of firearms, assault rifles are on the low end of the totem pole for lethality. My .300 mag will dust you off at 800 meters through your vest before you even hear the shot. He wants all assault rifles banned. I don't even currently own one but the reality is that no law abiding citizen shot the Philly officer. Two career criminals did. I have a load of weapons in my gun safe and not one of them has shot anybody. However, if somebody broke into my home I can guarantee that I would shoot them with one. The fact is, guns don't kill people, people kill people. Liberals need to learn that just about any object can be a lethal weapon. Should we ban everything that is capable of death????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????