Thursday, July 30, 2009

CNN American Morning: Missouri Car Dealership Gives Away an AK47 with Each Truck Purchase!

The full interview with CNN reporter getting her ass handed to her and her liberal bias.

Special thanks to Randy for sending me this!

Michael Steele Is Coming to NEPA!!!

Our national chairman is coming to Wilkes-Barre on September 9th. All the details haven't been fleshed out yet, but will be soon. The details I have are that this will be a Club GOP member only event with absolutely no exceptions. If you aren't a member, you will not be allowed to attend!!!

I know that they are going to make this a very affordable event and that the expected turnout is going to be huge. You have a month to join the club and join the fight. If you need more info or an application to join, please send me an e mail.

Luzerne County GOP Picnic

Just a little reminder. The annual GOP Picnic is this Saturday August 1st from 1:00 until 6:00. If you haven't RSVP'd yet, you must call our headquarters and do so asap. The number is 570-208-4671

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Mandatory Drug testing for Welfare Recipients

I saw an interesting poll on Facebook that asked the question if you were for mandatory drug testing for welfare recipients. The real question is, why don't we have that already? In today's world, it is a rare job indeed that doesn't make you submit for testing. Some companies have random tests. Some have routine testing. If we have to submit to testing to keep our jobs, isn't it fair that we make those that live off of our tax dollars (that includes government employees and elected officials) do the same????

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

I am back and ready to rant

I've been away for a week and believe it or not, I didn't watch the news or read a newspaper while I was away. It turns out that I didn't need to. The same old same old went on and almost nothing has changed.

We got Pres. Jug Ears Obama still trying to push Gigantic Mistake Government Cross Health Insurance. Out of curiosity, I wonder if anybody else has noticed that once again our illustrious head lib in charge wants the most productive 30% of the population to pay for health insurance for the least productive 18%.

Iran is still trying to become a nuclear power and Israel vowing to do everything to stop that. I'll give 8 to 5 on Israel kicking Iran's ass sideways in that fight if anybody would like to place a wager.

Fat Eddie Rendell is still swearing that the budget problems aren't from his wild overspending rather they are from those big mean Republicans in the state Senate that want to cut a bunch of the 40% big fat increase in the budget that Captain Cheesesteak managed to ramp up. I say way to go to the Senate and a hearty thank you for at least trying to rein in the gubner.

On a side note, I got a very nice letter from the GM of Toyota Pavillion at Montage apologizing for the parking situation and the incredibly boorish behavior of a handful of his employees. I just wanted him to see it here that I appreciated the note.

More snark tomorrow, stay tuned!

Monday, July 27, 2009

Nothing

Nothing describes Obama perfectly!!

Friday, July 17, 2009

Vacation and Some Big Things Coming

I will be away for a week or so, please check back in then.

Before I leave the land where computers are common for the land where they still use abacuses (is that the right plural?), I will let a couple of my blogging friends in on some news that I am sure they will share with you. I'll give you just a small hint. After Monday google Michael Steele and check for blog posts. THIS IS GOING TO BE HUGE!!! If you're not a member of Club GOP, you're going to want to be one!!!

The first annual Club GOP picnic is rapidly approaching. It will be held on Aug. 1st at the Harteis Farm in Dallas. There will be a catered meal, beer, soda, live entertainment, and fishing and games. This event is only $25 for adults and kids 6-12 are $5. Club GOP members get a $5. discount!!! For directions and tickets, please call the headquarters 570-208-4671.

The annual summer cocktail party is July 23rd at the Westmoreland Club. Call HQ asap for tickets. This event is $150/person or $250 per couple.

I'll be back soon with my batteries and snark recharged. See you at the picnic!!

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

The Toyota Pavillion at Montage Mountain

Last night, I took the wife to see her favorite band in the world, Nickelback, at Montage. The concert was one of the best I've seen. We had back stage passes and the missus got to meet the band. Unfortunately, that is the end of the good part of the story.

The show was over right at 11:00pm and after a leisurely 15 minute walk to the car it was apparent that it would be a bit before we would be on our way. I had no idea how much of a bit it would be!! We pulled out of the parking lot onto paved road exactly one hour and 48 minutes later. As if that wouldn't have been bad enough, one of the jakasses that works in the parking lots up there was driving a small utility vehicle when he stopped beside the car behind us to answer a question from the driver. Apparently, the driver had the temerity to ask what the hold up was. Said jackass the responded with this gem "Buddy, it's a concert, there's 17,000 people here, deal with it". The driver asked how it could possibly take over an hour to get out of the lot. Jackass responded "Buddy, you want me to make this a fuckin problem for ya? I can, no fuckin problem". That quieted the driver and Mr. Jackass then pulled up beside us and could go no further as he was blocked by a vehicle trying to get out of a cross lane in front of us. What does Mr. Jack ass do, you ask? He tells that driver to back the fuck up 'cause he wants to get down the hill.

Well, those of you who know me that I have only one thing in common with Popeye. There's all I can stands and can stands no more. I was perfectly willing to suffer in silence to that point but alas I couldn't help myself. I said out the window "No shit sherlock, so does everybody here and if this wasn't such a cluster fuck, nobody would have a problem". Oddly, he didn't offer to cause a problem for me and was on his way as soon as the other guy could get out of his way.

The reason I told you this with all the expletives included is to make the following comparison even more dramatic. You see, I took my wife to see Nickelback in the spring at the Izod Center at the Meadowlands. The crowd was similar in size to yesterday's. It was a nice leisurely 15 minute walk to the car after that show as well. The similarity ends there though. From the time I started the car, to the time we were on the freeway, was 8 minutes. Traffic on the freeway was flowing at normal highway speeds!!

Suffice to say, I won't be attending any more concerts at Montrash, and recommend you all avoid them at all costs as well unless you want to put up with the crap and jackasses.

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Bob Mellow

State Sen. Mellow is the latest in a very long and undistinguished line of local elected democrats to disgrace himself. He has violated state ethics rules by renting his office space from himself. Thereby double dipping in the pot and illegally enriching himself.

Some may say, what's the big deal? I say the big deal is that he stole $200,000 of our tax dollars.

The odds that anything will come of this are slim to none as he is one of the most powerful dems in the state government and at least one member of the ethics commission is his own appointee.

It really is a shame that we keep electing crooks like Kanjo and this douchenozzle.

Thursday, July 9, 2009

Pennsylvania's Budget

The state is still without a budget even though the state senate handed Fat Edward Rendell a balanced budget. That wasn't good enough for our favorite food inhaler. We all must remember that Eddy Rendell has increase the state's budget by nearly 40% in the past 7 years. Like the typical democrat that he is, he just can't see the correlation between his out of control spending and budget deficits. Furthering his stupidity and that of his party, he has decided that he should just raise personal income tax a hefty 16% rather than cut all the fat from the budget. Like I said, typical democrat!!

Governor Rendell has now pulled out the democratic party playbook and is using the press as his weapon of choice. He was in at least 3 papers that I read today firing those same old tired bullets. The poor are being screwed by the rich republicans. The mentally handicapped are being screwed by the evil republicans. Wrong fat ass!! You are screwing them!!

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Michael Jackson

He was many things in this life. A pop star is what he wanted to be remembered as but to me and many others, he was nothing more than a very twisted pedophile and the world is a better and safer place for children with him gone.

It sickens me that people have such short memories. Many out there are making a hero out of a serial child molester. WTF is wrong with you people?

I hope god has more mercy on his soul than he had on all the little boys he abused!!

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Luzerne County Democratic Elected Officials

Just when you thought we'd get a break from the scandals under the dome, out pops another one.

Democrat Sheriff Savokinas not only has cocaine found in his car but also appears to have broken the chain of evidence with a mess of heroin. Of course he has an explanation for the coke found in his; somebody planted it there. Yep, sounds plausible to me. Although Sheriff, just to put all of our fears to rest, how about submitting to a little drug screen. I recommend they test your hair as that is the best method for a tox screen. That test will show drug use for almost a year after any abuse. What do say Mikey??

As for breaking the chain of evidence with the heroin, guess what? The dealer that it came from will probably walk as that is most likely now inadmissible in court. Smooth move, exlax.

Say what you want about Barry Stankus but I have a very hard time believing that either of those incidents would've happened on his watch.

I know I left out the whole vacation and sick days thing but that is because it isn't just the sheriff but every elected democrat at the courthouse that doesn't know that you are supposed to keep track of those days. Have any of you ever heard of any work place that doesn't keep track of that??? Neither have I!!!

Keep voting straight democrat folks and we will never run out of these scandals.