Friday, August 29, 2008

McCain/Palin 08

My god, did you feel that massive breeze around lunch time? It must have been all the wind coming out of Obama's sails.

John McCain picks Gov. Sarah Palin for VP

In a move sure to make Steve Corbett soil his pants, John McCain has picked Alaska's governor as his running mate. It marks the first time a republican has chosen a woman for this. While she is not the person I hoped he would pick I applaud the selection. This will definitely bring quite a few of Hillary's supporters to the voting booth for Big Mac.

Thursday, August 28, 2008

Janet-Rhythm Nation

I haven't heard a campaign song for Obama. I know this song is older than most of his supporters but it sort of works. I took the liberty of updating the lyrics and posted them below so you can sing along.

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Campaign Song for Obama

With stupidity on our side

To grow the welfare lines

Let's work together

to destroy our way of life

join voices not in jest

to liberal mindlessness

a generation full of idiocy

come vote for me

people of the states today

are we looking to ban pro-life

Be a part of the abomination

idiots of the states be strong

strength in numbers we can get it wrong

this time

be a part of the abomination

it's just a guess

struggle for no progress

lend a hand to help

your brother make a mess

things will be getting worse

don't bother to make it better

we will not give a damn

divide the people come on

people of the states today

are we looking to ban pro-life

Be a part of the abomination

idiots of the states be strong

strength in numbers we can get it wrong

this time

be a part of the abomination

What America Doesn't Need

I watched a bit more of the Dem. convention last night. The continued message from the left is that we don't need four more years of the Bush Administration's policies. I disagree. What we don't need is even one more year of a partisan, do-nothing, House and Senate. Collectively, they have been a waste of breathable atmosphere since the democrats took the majority in both two years ago.

On a related note, Kevin "Pinko" Lynn asked this question; What has John McCain ever done in his entire life besides being a prisoner of war? Rather than point out just how pathetic Kevin's statement is, I will ask the same question I have asked before. Tell me just one thing that Barack Hussein Obama has accomplished that did any good for our country. Just one fooking thing!!!! Is that crickets I hear?

If I am not mistaken, since being elected to the senate, Obama has logged a total of 143 work days. I know what you all are thinking. One hundred and forty three days is plenty of experience to lead America. I completely disagree.

Barry has managed to write a couple books(the only thing he actually has accomplished). I have taken the liberty of posting a few quotes from his books. I hope they give you a little insight into the great character and wisdom of the chosen one.

From Dreams of My Father: 'I ceased to advertise my mother's race at the age of 12 or 13, when I began to suspect that by doing so I was ingratiating myself to whites.'

From Dreams of My Father :'I found a solace in nursing a pervasive sense of grievance and animosity against my mother's race.'

From Dreams of My Father:'There was something about him that made me wary, a little too sure of himself, maybe. And white.'

From Dreams of My Father: 'It remained necessary to prove which side you were on, to show your loyalty to the black masses, to strike out and name names.'

From Dreams of My Father: 'I never emulate white men and brown men whose fates didn't speak to my own. It was into my father's image, the black man, son of Africa , that I'd packed all the attributes I sought in myself , the attributes of Martin and Malcolm, DuBois and Mandela.'

And FINALLY the Most Damming one of ALL of them!!!

From Audacity of Hope: 'I will stand with the Muslims should the political winds shift in an ugly direction.'

Each and every quote is taken directly from Obama's own books. feel free to google them if you have any doubts about the authenticity of the quotes.

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

My nizzles fo shizzle

I actually watched some of the dem convention last night. I thought Sen. Kennedy looked remarkly well but that isn't what I'm going to write about.

Michelle Obama brought out the humble beginnings rhetoric in her address. How in the hell does she define humble beginnings. Barry went to private and or ivy league schools his entire life. I know what you're thinking, all poor people do that. You are wrong. I grew up poor. Past poor actually. I didn't even dream about going to private school. Neither did any kid from circumstances similar to my own. As a Caucasian male from a poor family, going to Harvard was almost as likely as being teleported to Altair 4. How do the Obama's come up with the notion that they were anything other than very privileged people? Through affirmative action, they were able to attend Harvard, one of the best, if not the best school in the world. A school that was impossible for me or any other poor Caucasian to even dream about. I wish my beginnings were as humble as theirs. I wish I had those same opportunities. Can any of you even relate to how privileged the Obamas were and are? Can any of you imagine the wealth that they have? Think of those questions next time you actually start believing that Barry has the slightest clue what it means to be middle class or poor.

Monday, August 25, 2008

McCain : Joe Biden on Obama and John

Joe Biden on Obama and McCain. As usual, he says what he really thinks.

Why I love Biden as the dem veep choice

I love it because it virtually guarantees a republican win. He is a loose cannon that is on record everywhere stating that Obomber is not fit to be president. He has publicly stated all the reasons I have written that Obomber would be an abomination as a president. Feel free to google Biden on Obomber, I think you'll laugh your arse off.

I truly hope McCain brings out his maverick side with his veep pick. I have already written many of the reasons democrats will vote for him, just imagine if he picks Lieberman!! I know Lieberman is a dem. but you know what? I can't think of a bad thing to write about him. I think he is a genuinely honest politician. Think about big Mac picking Alan Keyes!!!!! Holy w00t, batman. For these reasons I think it will be a mistake for mac to pick Ridge, Huck, or Romney. Those picks will not increase the crossover vote but there are many that will. That is what we need to save this nation from the certain ruin that Barack Hussein Obama will bring down on our great nation.

From my little sister

1. Open a new File in your computer.
2. Name this new file 'Barack Obama'.
3. Send it to the Recycle Bin.
4. Empty the Recycle Bin.
5. Your PC will ask you: 'Do you really want to get rid of 'Barack Obama?'
6. Firmly Click 'Yes.'
7. Now! Don't you feel better? GOOD! (...Tomorrow we'll be doing Nancy Pelosi!)

Friday, August 22, 2008

Barletta - Apologize

Mayor Lou Barletta's newest ad. I am glad he is finally bringing to the mainstream what I have been writing about since I started this blog. My only beef with the ad is that he left out the $3,000,000. that Paul Kanjorski just funnelled to his nephew in Colorado. Oh well, maybe in the next ad. GO LOU!!!!!!!!!!!

James Brown - Living In America

I love this song. I wonder how Obama feels about it.

Thursday, August 21, 2008

Is it lunacy or just stupidity?

The crowd actually cheered Greg Skrepenak yesterday. I know I shouldn't be surprised. After all, these are the same people that keep voting for Kanjorski. Old kanjo gives his family 9,000,000(don't worry I didn't forget about the $3,000,000 that just went to the nephew in Colorado) of our tax dollars. What do the people do? Vote for him again of course. Is the average voter of Luzerne County whacked out enough to forget about all of Scrap's scandalicious behavior? Debit cards, food vendors, no-bid contracts, etc, etc ad nauseum. It appears so. Shame on all of you that cheered for Scrap's bullshit plan. You folks either need to lay off the drugs or learn to consider the big picture.

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Political Correctness Gone Wild

I can't help but be annoyed by our local lefties on WILK as well as all the others that call illegal aliens by the term undocumented immigrants. This is like calling somebody that drives without a license an undocumented driver. do you know what the two have in common? I bet you all got it in one try. They are both breaking the law. Whether or not anybody gets hurt by their crime, they are in fact still criminals.

Have we become such a nanny state that we cannot call a criminal a criminal?

The man who was beaten to death in Shenandoah was an illegal alien. Did he deserve to be attacked? Absolutely not. Did the victim deserve to be deported? Absolutely yes.

I think the cornholes that killed him should face 1st degree murder charges and get the death penalty when convicted.

By the by, I wrote Corbett and sent him links that prove illegal immigrants are costing us all money. What are the odds he tells the other side of the story? I'm guessing less than zero out of a hundred.

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Luzerne County Reassessment and a True Democrat

I really didn't want to write about this but it seems somebody has to. Between the cornwads from Harvey's Lake and super douche Skrep it's hard to choose where to start.

I guess I'll start with the lake folk that are making spectacles of themselves (and I certainly don't mean everybody from the lake). Perhaps the greatest example of a person trying to emulate a fecal impaction in the history of human douchebaggery is the goofball that has been in both local papers crying about his new value. He says that 21st Century valued his house at $700k but thinks it's only worth $400-500k. This in and of itself is ok. Where this whacker went off the rails is when he says his old assessed value was $78,000 and that's what his taxes have been based on for 30 years. Hello, numbnuts, even if you are right about being over assessed now, you fooking admitted to paying just 20% of what you should have been paying for 30 marthafocking years!!!!!!!! Are you that stupid? If so, please do not procreate.
I understand that some homes have been valued radically higher than they should have been. I did think that that was what the appeals process was for. Further, a huge number of homes in the county have been paying far less in taxes than they should have. This is why the millage rates went through the roof in virtually every school district.

The older people who have lived in their houses for 30 years and longer are getting the biggest sticker shock. They are crying foul and whining how unfair it is. I ask all of them, is it fair that you have been paying far less than you should have? You see folks, you can't cry about the new value without pointing out that you have been taking advantage of the system for decades. My advice; Shut the fark up and start paying your share!!

You want to know who really got the shaft in this? People like me that built a home within the last twenty years. We have been paying our share and those whiners listed above share, since we built. We didn't have decades of low taxes on our properties. So to sum it up; too bad, so sad, welcome to the real world and pay your share.

On to the scrap, I mean Skrep. Greggy has decided he is against the reassessment now and wants it stopped. What he really wants and prays for is that his new stance will help people forget all the scandal that Greg is directly involved in and get him reelected. Like the true democrat that he is (think Obama and the $1000 per couple for your vote from windfall thievery), he pledges to do the politically expedient rather than pledging to do the right thing. It is a tragedy that this is the best we can hope for in politicians of this ilk. We should all hang our heads in shame for electing douche bags of this magnitude to lead us.

Obama in recent diversity parade

I don't know about any of you but I think that outfit is tres gauche and that hat doesn't fit at all.

Friday, August 15, 2008

Fun song, enjoy

A song I haven't heard since I lived in Floriduh. Wet Dream by Kip Addotta.

A good example of why we hate lawyers

Above is the story about George Banks. His main attorney Al Flora has fought to keep this scumbag alive for 2 decades. There is absolutely no doubt of his guilt. Why is he still alive? Why is he now delusional? I am not saying that he has had over twenty years to practice and be coached how to fool a head shrinker. Actually, yeah, I am saying that. That aside, I could not give anybody the hair from a rat's fookin ass to keep him alive even if he really is batshit crazy. For what possible reason are we throwing away tax dollars on his worthless ass? To keep Flora's name in the paper? For the free publicity he gets? I don't know and I sure as hell don't understand it. I truly believe that when you maliciously kill somebody that you give up your right to life. Isn't it ironic that the liberal left is all for killing innocent babies but all for keeping this piece of shit and others like him alive? Before any of my leftie readers give me the old but you claim to be pro-life argument, let me stop you there. I am anti-abortion as a means of birth control. Yes, I do think there can be extenuating circumstances when an abortion would be ethical (think rape) otherwise I ask those choosing this vile practice for no other reason than stupidity, ever hear of adoption?????

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

A great analogy

I bought a bird feeder. I hung it on my back porch and filled it with seed. What a beauty of a bird feeder it is, as I filled it lovingly with seed. Within a week we had hundreds of birds taking advantage of the continuous flow of free and easily accessible food. But then the birds started
building nests in the boards of the patio, above the table, and next to the barbecue. Then came the poop. It was everywhere: on the patio tile, the chairs, the table ...everywhere! Then some of the birds turned mean. They would dive bomb me and try to peck me even though I had fed them out of my own pocket. And others birds were boisterous and loud. They sat on the feeder and squawked and screamed at all hours of the day and night and demanded that I fill it when it got low on food. After a while, I couldn't even sit on my own back porch any more. So I took down the bird feeder and in three days the birds were gone. I cleaned up their mess and took down the many nests they had built all over the patio. Soon, the back yard was like it used to be.... quiet, serene and no one demanding their rights to a free meal. Now let's see.Our government gives out free food, subsidized housing, free medical care, and free education and allows anyone born here to be an automatic citizen. Then the illegal came by the tens of thousands. Suddenly our taxes went up to pay for free services; small apartments are housing 5 families; you have to wait 6 hours to be seen by an emergency room doctor; your child's 2nd grade class is behind other schools because over half the class doesn't speak English. Corn Flakes now come in a bilingual box; I have to 'press one' to hear my bank talk to me in English, and
people waving flags other than 'Old Glory' are squawking and screaming in the streets, demanding more rights and free liberties. Just my opinion, but maybe it's time for the government to take down the bird feeder.

Maybe not as bad in our area yet, but it is coming. Vote Lou Barletta!!!!!!!

Anybody else sick of Edwardsgate???

I am sick of hearing about it. He is not a factor in this election. At the end of the day when you skim the scum off the top, he is just an ambulance chaser that cheated on his wife. What a shock!!!! Poor Rush and Corbett are wetting their collective pants over it and all the while they are salivating for more. When you revel in someone else's misery, you deserve whatever karma brings to your life. I don't care if you are dem or rep, leftie or rightie, this is a dead story. Personally, I never had a high opinion of Edwards(I know, what a shock). At best he would be a third place finisher in the race. So who cares?? The only real story is why it was ignored by the main stream media. I'm not even a journalist or publisher and I know the answers. 1. They got scooped by a gossip rag and can't stand it. and 2. Edwards is a leftie and they don't like to attack lefties.

Corbett is so far off on a tangent over it that he has been stating that all men hate women, are afraid of women and demean women. Nice generalization Stevie boy. He went further and stated that was why men go to nudie bars and have bachelor parties. For the record I haven't been to one of those establishments in at least 14 years. I don't like them, but not for the reason Corbetty said. I equate visiting nudie bars with going to a restaurant, looking at the menu, and not ordering anything. I think most men go to them to see a real live woman naked instead of on a computer screen. I could be wrong. As for bachelor parties all I can say is corBetty should attend a bachelorette party if he really wants his eyes opened and be in desperate need of mind bleach immediately afterward. You see betty, women aren't quite the terribly fragile little flowers you see them as. Today's woman is smart and tough as nails. They can roll with us big bad awful men and when it comes to perversity, they can certainly teach the average joe more than he ever wanted to know. As for those poor lost girls that dance in nudie bars, I am sure they are crying all the way to their safe deposit boxes. Did you ever think betty that those dancers are making far more money than they ever could in any other job?? As a matter of fact, far more money than a liberal talk show hack!!!!!!! Oh and Betty, people hate on Hillary not because she is a woman but because she is obnoxiously socialistic and a boor.

Obama's accomplishments as a Senator

Can any Obamanatics out there enlighten me as to exactly what he has accomplished as a Senator? I've searched the net and can't find a thing.

Monday, August 11, 2008

Monday Morning Laugh

Barak Obama was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below.
Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, 3 kids who were fishing pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted. The first kid said, 'I want to go to Disneyland ' Barak said, 'No problem, I'll take you there on my special Senator's airplane.' The second kid said, 'I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan shoes'. Barak said, 'I'll get them for you and even have Michael Jordan sign them!' The third kid said, ' I want a motorized wheelchair with a built in TV and stereo headset!' Barak was a little perplexed by this and said, 'But you don't look like you're handicapped.' The kid said, 'I will be after my dad finds out I saved your ass from drowning

Friday, August 8, 2008

If Obama gets elected

This is what the average middle class supporter of Obama will look like one year after he gets elected.
Stolen from elchode of fark photoshop fame without his permission. ;-)

The many faces of the woman who would be president

Steve Corbett may get his wish. As the old saying goes, be careful what you wish for, you may just get it!!!!!!

Wednesday, August 6, 2008

I may need to see a shrink!!!!!!

While listening to Uber Lapdog Carney on Liberal Loonie Radio( Nancy and Kevin on WILK), I heard something that not only made sense, I actually agree with him to a degree about it. He said he was for more drilling as long as the oil that came from new wells wasn't for export. He was still spouting the democrat party lie about the 68 million acre leases which of course is raw stupidity at its finest, but I do like the idea of keeping the oil here at least for the near term. This will have an immediate impact on every Americans pocket. Although one point he brought up has me thinking. He said the new wells are on land that every American owns(which is true, shocking that he said anything true, I know). Does this mean we will get a royalty check like Alaskans get?

I am curious about something though. From the Exalted Obama and Queen Mother Pelosi right on down to the likes of Superdouche Kanjorski, the dems are all changing their tune on oil. Can it be that they are finally grasping that people are sick of them doing nothing to relieve the strain on America's citizens? Are they finally going to try to listen to their constituents? Nope, it's just political expediency. You see, they never thought McCain could close the gap on The Most Righteous, Obama. They are running scared. They regret their bullshit rhetoric and pray that everybody forgets and forgives it. I hope they are doing too little, too late

Monday, August 4, 2008

Obama's Energy Plan or lack thereof

The salient points I gleaned from his announcement are to get off oil within our lifetimes and to redistribute wealth via his plan to buy votes with $1,000. rebate checks paid for by his proposed "windfall profit tax".

While I do like a good dream myself, I have to wonder what kind of drugs Obama is on to have said this. Forget about anything that uses petroleum as fuel for a moment. Does this farking retard know that plastic comes from petroleum? Hope you don't need any type of surgery that requires plastic parts or the use of a catheter. Hope you like lugging glass jugs around. For the younger set, a gallon of milk in a glass jug (yep, it used to come in glass) feels like it weighs twice as much. What about all the trees that will go just for shopping bags? Doesn't sound like a very green solution to me. As for vehicles, does the Righteous One even know how far off in the future a reliable hydrogen fuel cell car is? Does he know how long it will be until they make one that somebody without Bill Gate's wealth can afford? A hint, it will be more than a decade. This entire line of thought of his has got to be from 20 or 30 too many bong hits. It is the very definition of a pipe dream. It is impossible and if he isn't high, he damn well knows it.

As for his redistribution of wealth, er, I mean windfall tax plan; Does the Heavenly Blessed know just how many Americans will be adversely effected? If you have a retirement plan, guess what, you almost assuredly own oil stock in it. He is going to stick his hand in your pocket and essentially buy votes with your money. That isn't the only problem I see either. Who will determine what is a windfall profit? What formula will be used? Will it be based on what percentage a company drops to the bottom line? Gross dollar amount of profit? For those left leaning bastards out there, this isn't 1917 Russia. The government should never have the right to flat out steal your money. Should this precedent occur, as Rome went, so shall America. What company in their right mind would have a business here? You want to see jobs go overseas? This plan will guarantee it!!!!

Holy Shit, Cindy McCain is rich

I know this because Kevin Lynn kept harping about it. I have news for Pinkie. The Obamas are very wealthy too.

While I wish it wasn't so, the fact is, you can't run for President unless you are wealthy. I know this may be a hard concept for a jackass of Kevin's magnitude but it is true.

I am not sure how Mr. Lynn believes that the Obamas are just like the rest of John Q. Public. Do any of you even know a graduate of an Ivy League university? How about a married couple that are both Ivy League grads?

On that subject, I would love to see Barry's LSAT scores in relation to the Caucasian applicants for the year he started Harvard Law School. Was he the beneficiary of affirmative action? Was he put ahead of higher scoring applicants strictly on the color of his skin? Who paid for his degree from there?

Friday, August 1, 2008

Kevin Lynn and other Obamanatics

This morning two things happened. Kevin Lynn said the only explanation for somebody not voting for Obama is racism. The other is that I got the above picture in an e mail.

I finally figured out what is wrong with the Pinko and the Obama fanatics. They see Obama as absolutely perfect. The only perfect person ever was Jesus Christ. The truly fanatical Obamanites must really see him as the Messiah. This is why they believe he can do no wrong. Why they completely disregard his lack of experience. Why they don't care that anybody that is even moderately successful is going to see a big tax increase. Why they ignore the incredibly stupid shit that flows from Obama's mouth (think 57 states). Why they ignore his connections to criminals. Why they ignore his other very questionable associates like Ludacris and Rev. Wright. I could go on and on but I think you get my point. I am either a racist or I just can't get past those points or the myriad of other reasons not to vote for Obama.

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