Thursday, July 31, 2008

Classified Photo from Obama's last world trip

Don't ask where it came from!!! I would love to read the minutes from this meeting, wouldn't you?

Who's really gouging us on gas?

I keep hearing the same tired lament from the liberal elite. Big oil companies are gouging us on fuel. If you don't already know it, those big bad companies make an 8% profit on a gallon of gas. While it depends somewhat on which state you live in, the government is collecting about 40 cents per gallon. For those of you bad at math, let's use $4.00 as the average cost to us for said gallon of gas. The government is making 10%. The big bad company is making 32 cents per gallon. I ask you, who is gouging us????

See folks, this is what is called a soft tax. Guess who this tax hits the hardest. It sure isn't the middle and upper classes. It is the very same poor people that the liberal elite claim they are out to protect. The gas tax is just one of many such soft taxes. Think beer, wine, liquor, cigarettes, cigars, electricity, phone service, etc. I have a message for those liberal scumbag liars. It is polite to kiss somebody first before you screw them. Why the less fortunate can't see or understand how badly they are being fooked by the very politicians they support is beyond me. Is it the constant class warfare baiting the left spews????

Wednesday, July 30, 2008

In honor of the House and Senate's approval ratings.

After two years of having a majority in both the House and Senate, the Democrats have managed to garner a whopping 14% approval rating. Way to go, tools!!!

Another great reason to vote McCain!!!

Before any Obamanatics write me hate mail, I know he's not a muslim.

Obama was on Star Trek!!!

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

They don't have anything better to do?

Today, a genius liberal, left wing douche swilling scumbag, proposed that the federal government apologize to black folks for slavery. Do these fooking asskissers have nothing better to do? How about 4 buck a gallon gas? Heating oil prices? fuck that, let's focus on a bullshit issue. We pay these fooking wankers for this?????????? I have a novel idea, anybody that wants reparations can have a choice. A one way ticket back to the motherland or zilch. I can say this because I can trace my family roots before the revolution. As a matter of fact, on my father's side I can go back to the Shoshone tribe of American Indians. On my mother's side, my family has been here long before the Am. Revolution. As a pure matter of fact, you all owe me money. My family never owned slaves. They never wanted to own slaves. I think we should be paid for the lost income of not having slaves. Am I a bad person?? Am I a racist??? For Christ's sake, read the courthouse briefs in the paper.

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

I am away this week but I must rant

Occasionally in this life, we all get to the point when we need to take a little time for ourselves. That time for me is this week. I made a commitment to take a few friends golfing at my club that would otherwise never have a chance to play there. By doing so, I passed up my chance to have lunch with John McCain. I would dearly have loved to be at that lunch, but in this world, all you have is your word. I gave my word and kept it as I have done for all of my adult life. Perhaps if the lefties learned what it means to be a man of your word, regardless of sacrifice, the world would be a lot better place.

We have become a nation of people with their hand out. We know longer remember J.F.K.'s words. We now, as a whole, ask what our country can do for us. I say that the tyranny of me first will destroy our nation. I say that the governmental institution of forcing our manufacturers offshore weakens us. I say that the bullshit term of "Free Trade" kills us. You see that we offer free trade to other nations and they dump(if you don't know what dump means, please stop wasting our atmosphere by breathing) their goods here. Those same countries do not allow our products to be fairly marketed.

We were once the big dog on the planet producing and shipping goods worldwide. That is what made us a superpower. I say those days are gone and going even farther. Please tell me any major purchase you want to make that is 100% American made. Did you guess Chevy, Ford, Dodge? You would be wrong. America is just about the largest consumer on the planet. What happened to the customer is always right?? Why are we letting these countries dictate our country's internal policy?? We, as a nation, should be negotiating from a position of strength. Instead, we allow third-world shit holes to become our overlords. The big question is WHY?????????????

Barry, John, please tell me why. Tell me like I'm a third grader so I understand. Tell all of us why you are letting this happen. Kanjo, you piece of dog puke, why? Carney, you ultimate lap dog, why? Obama, you not sure what you are, why?

Friday, July 18, 2008

I got a letter from Kanjorski

Today I got his standard form letter that he sends out at a cost of tens of thousands of dollars. In case you didn't get one, allow me to some it up for you. He met with seven owners of home heating oil businesses and agrees with them that it is going to be outrageously expensive to heat a home with oil this winter. Reading between the lines, I learned a thing or two. Namely, none of Kanjorski's nieces or nephews are in the home heating oil business.

Mr. Kanjorski, the most memorable thing you have done as a Congressman has been to funnel 12 fucking million taxpayer dollars to your family. You claim you voted for expanded drilling and exploration and while it is true you did, my question is; Did you check with your party's leadership to see if that was okay? See, I already know the answer, of course you did. Just like that other useless demopuke from our area Carney. You are voting the way your party tells you to vote regardless of the effect on your constituents. Sir, I am ashamed that you and Carney represent us. As a matter of fact, I think you both should be pilloried.

Thursday, July 17, 2008

Amazing Archaeological Discovery

Archaeologists have recently discovered the remains of the first liberal socialist. If you look closely, you can see that current liberals (like Kevin Lynn and Steve Corbett) and early liberals are virtually identical. Notice the head's position lodged firmly in the ass. Why there have been no evolutionary changes remains unclear. Scientists speculate that this head in ass posture ensures that the liberal truly comes to believe that his shit doesn't stink. I will keep you updated as new information becomes available.

Mayor Lou Barletta on the Pinko's show

How in the world he kept from giving Kevin a slap is a mystery. A listener would ask a question and just as Lou would start to answer Kevin would jump in with his uber leftie bullshit and just talk over him. When the Pinkster wasn't doing that, he was busy redirecting to another topic before the one at hand could be answered. Kevin's main point was that anybody with brown skin or an accent would have to provide identification to authorities. I got news for you douchelapper, everybody has to provide Id to the authorities. Ever get pulled over for speeding?? Ever check in at an airport?? Ever buy a car? etc, etc, ad nauseum. Pinky, you've said some retarded crap over the years, but today was just beautiful. It did leave me wondering something though. How often do you polish that bronze medal you won in the Special Olympics?

A little joke for you

The Pope took a couple of days off to visit the mountains of Alaska for some sightseeing. He was cruising along the campground in the Pope-mobile when there was a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods. A helpless Democrat, wearing sandals, shorts, a 'Save the Whales' hat, and a 'To Hell with Bush' T-shirt, was screaming while struggling frantically, thrashing around trying to free himself from the grasp of a 10-foot grizzly bear. As the Pope watched horrified, a group of Republican loggers came racing up. One quickly fired a .44 magnum into the bear's chest. The other two reached up and pulled the bleeding, semi-conscious Democrat from the bear's grasp. Then, using long clubs, the three loggers finished off the bear and two of them threw it into the bed of their truck while the third tenderly placed the injured Democrat in the back seat. As they prepared to leave, the Pope summoned them to come over. "I give you my blessing for your brave actions!" he told them. "I heard about the bitter hatred between Republican loggers and Democratic environmental activists, but now I've seen with my own eyes that this is not true." As the Pope drove off, one of the loggers asked his buddies, "Who was that guy?" "It was the Pope," another replied. "He's in direct contact with Heaven and has access to all wisdom." "Well," the logger said, "he may have access to all wisdom, but he sure doesn't know anything about bear hunting! Is the bait holding up, or do we need to go back to Massachusetts and get another one?"

Wednesday, July 9, 2008

A few inconvenient truths

With all the hoopla about Obama and the country ever more leaning to the left, I just wanted to ask a few questions

The Democrats have the majority in the House and the Senate. Exactly what have they accomplished?

Gas at $4.00 per gallon or more. Succeeded!!
Diesel approaching $5.00 per gallon. Succeeded!!!
Home heating oil approaching $5.00 per gallon. Succeeded!!!
Economy far worse now than it was two years ago. Succeeded!!!
Brought our troops home? Failed.
Housing and cars sales at worst levels in years. Succeeded!!!
Recession walking through the front door and raiding the fridge. Succeeded!!!
Approval ratings even more dismal than Bush's. Succeeded!!!

What exactly have they done that is remotely deserving of support?? Somebody please tell me.

Monday, July 7, 2008

Joe, American

I truly think that everybody should watch this youtube video. I found it on nepalibwatch. Take nine minutes of your time and watch it. Then I want you to e mail the link to everybody you know, especially your elected representatives.

Friday, July 4, 2008

I saw something interesting in the paper today

While reading the reassessment articles, a glaring tidbit caught my attention. Former county commissioner Todd Vonderheid owns a house worth over $600,000. I know I've wondered in the past how Toddy could afford to join Huntsville Golf Club on his whopping $42,000 salary but this just blows me away. A $600k house on that salary?? How in the hell is that fookin possible??????? Also it's been reassessed for nearly $100,000 less than he is asking for it. Nope, no political influence here. Gag!!!!!!

Another interesting bit, Gregggy Skrep's Insignia Point townhouse is worth $30-40,000 less than his neighbors identical units. I am quite certain that this must not have anything to do with political influence. Snort!!!!!!!

Happy Independence Day to all of you!! Be safe and don't get too plowed!

Wednesday, July 2, 2008

Kanjorski channels Richard Nixon on Corbett

Did anybody hear the prince of pork on Corbett?? Please allow me to some it up. Cornerstone Technologies was completely legitimate and his nephews did not make a profit on the nearly 10,000,000 tax dollars that he funnelled to them. He then when on to speak in the third person and declared that Paul Kanjorski is not a crook. Good, holy mother of God, what a glowing specimen of a yeast infection he is. Mr. Kanjorski, just because your fellow democrat cronies let you off the hook for pulling this caper does not release you from culpability. You sir, are in fact, a crook. You stole every taxpayer in America's money and gave it to your family members. Maybe on your home world there's nothing wrong with that, but here on Earth it makes you a scumbag.

Obama's Newest Campaign Poster

Yep, this pretty much somes up the change he has in mind!!!!

Americans are finally pulling their heads from their asses

Finally, more people are seeing the light and recognize the need for exploring for new oil fields within our borders!!! The above picture is to scale. That tiny piece of ANWR is where it is proposed that we drill. It is comprised of barren wasteland and more to the point, there are already oil fields nearby. The democrats would like you to believe that the price of gas is because of supply and demand issues. As announced today, our consumption has already dropped by 200,000 barrels per day. Guess how much that affected the price at the pumps????? They are wrong!!! The price of crude oil has risen so dramatically because of speculation in the commodities market. The higher the price of the oil futures contract, the more we pay for gas. Just by allowing this minuscule piece of ANWR to be drilled, will send a massive jolt to the commodities speculators. Even those greedy fooks from OPEC say that there is no valid reason for oil to be above $90/barrel. If you like paying $4.00 and more for gas, then by all means, vote democrat. If however, you want to pay less, you know what the right thing to do is.

Tuesday, July 1, 2008

Obama backs off his boy Clark's comments

What a shock!!!!! He hears and sees the backlash of the retarded comments and moves to distance himself from them. Too late Barry. When a prominent person in your campaign makes a move, everybody knows that the candidate knew about it beforehand. Tell me Barry, did you do a massive face palm to the forehead??